The Shape of a Lotus is "3."

Expanding my Palate...Obviously

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:11:37 GMT

Similar to my last entry...just sweeter.

~~Red Velvet Cake~~
Princess Torte

~~Whoopie Pie~~

~~Apple Pie either topped or baked with sharp cheddar~~

~~Beignet~~

~~Baklava~~

~~Black and white cookie~~

Seven Layer Bar (also known as the Magic Bar or Hello Dolly bars)

Fried Fruit pie (sometimes called hand pies)

Kringle

Just-fried (still hot) doughnut

~~Scone with clotted cream~~

Betty, Grunt, Slump, Buckle or Pandowdy

~~Halvah~~
~~Macarons~~

Banana pudding with nilla wafers

~~Bubble tea (with tapioca "pearls")~~

~~Dixie Cup~~
~~Rice Krispie treats~~

Alfajores

~~Blondies~~

Croquembouche

~~Girl Scout cookies~~

Moon cake

~~Candy Apple~~

Baked Alaska

Brooklyn Egg Cream

Nanaimo bar

Baba au rhum

King Cake

Sachertorte

Pavlova

Tres Leches Cake

Trifle

Shoofly Pie

~~Key Lime Pie (made with real key lime)~~

Panna Cotta

~~New York Cheesecake~~
~~Napoleon / mille-fueille~~

Russian Tea Cake / Mexican Wedding Cake

Anzac biscuits

~~Pizzelle~~

Kolache

Buckeyes

Malasadas

Moon Pie

Dutch baby

Boston Cream Pie
~~Homemade chocolate chip cookies~~
~~Pralines~~
Gooey butter cake
Rusks

Daifuku

Green tea cake or cookies

~~Cupcakes from a cupcake shop~~

~~Crème brûlée~~

~~Some sort of deep fried fair food (twinkie, candy bar, cupcake)~~
~~Yellow cake with chocolate frosting~~
Jelly Roll
~~Pop Tarts~~
Charlotte Russe

An "upside down" dessert (Pineapple upside down cake or Tarte Tatin)
Hummingbird Cake

Jell-O from a mold
~~Black forest cake~~

Mock Apple Pie (Ritz Cracker Pie)
Kulfi

Linzer torte

~~Churro~~
Stollen

~~Angel Food Cake~~
Mincemeat pie

Concha

Opera Cake
~~Sfogliatelle / Lobster tail~~

Pain au chocolat
A piece of Gingerbread House
~~Cassata~~

~~Cannoli~~

~~Rainbow cookies~~

Religieuse
~~Petits fours~~

Chocolate Souffle
Bienenstich (Bee Sting Cake)

~~Rugelach~~

Hamenstashen
~~Homemade marshmallows~~ (Kudos Dana)

Rigo Janci
~~Pie or cake made with candy bar flavors (Snickers pie, Reeses pie, etc)~~

Divinity
Coke or Cola cake
Gateau Basque
S'mores
Figgy Pudding
Bananas foster or other flaming dessert
Joe Froggers
Sables
Millionaire's Shortbread
~~Animal crackers~~
Basbousa

Let's Eat

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:50:12 GMT

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
~~7. Cheese fondue~~
8. Carp
9. Borscht
~~10. Baba ghanoush~~
~~11. Calamari~~
12. Pho
~~13. PB&J sandwich~~
~~14. Aloo gobi~~
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
~~20. Pistachio ice cream~~
~~21. Heirloom tomatoes~~
~~22. Fresh wild berries~~
23. Foie gras
~~24. Rice and beans~~
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
~~28. Oysters~~
~~29. Baklava~~
30. Bagna cauda
~~31. Wasabi peas~~
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
~~34. Sauerkraut~~
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
~~38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O~~
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
~~47. Chicken tikka masala~~
~~48. Eel~~
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
~~54. Paneer~~
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
~~56. Spaetzle~~
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
~~60. Carob chips~~
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
~~67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake~~
68. Haggis
~~69. Fried plantain~~
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
~~71. Gazpacho~~
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
~~83. Pocky~~
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
~~88. Flowers~~
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
~~92. Soft shell crab~~
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
~~96. Bagel and lox~~
97. Lobster Thermidor
~~98. Polenta~~
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

My memory on eating some of this stuff is spotty as it was eaten in early childhood...so I'm willing to do a do over. You know...for piece of mind.

I Trump You All

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:13:41 GMT

I don't want to hear anyone complaining about their schedule next semester because I basically have the hardest classes.

Tuesdays And Thursdays

Developmental Psychology - 9:25-10:40
Statistics - 12:15-1:30
Intro To Speech Science: 1:40 - 2:55
Global Issues II - 3:05-4:20

Mondays and Wednesdays

Beyond The Solar System - 4:15-5:30

Now here's the thing, this may not seem so bad but take into account the fact that I'm basically taking 3 math classes next semester.

Speech Science - Mainly Physics since we mostly discuss auditory topics
Beyond The Solar System - Fancy name for Astronomy and apparently Prof. Garrell is a douche.
STATISTICS. - Case and fucking point.

She refused to approve my schedule unless I took stats. I have a feeling the first week I'll be transfering out of something. Probably Astronomy...I'll end up taking a Comm. Course to fill my arts requirement and call it a fucking day. Elaine can suck my cock.

What is the one saving grace?

-I have fridays off and my mondays don't start til 4:15.

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:15:51 GMT

You know how I keep saying I'm done trying.
Well this time I'm not lying.

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:24:32 GMT

I don't need them any more.
I've realized a lot this week.

Oh Fuck

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:58:31 GMT

So, the plot thickens.

Thu, 24 May 2007 15:40:53 GMT

Me: What are you up to Grandma?
G-ma: Watching the president.
Me: Oh...you're listening to him speak?
G-ma: No, I have it on mute.

Tue, 08 May 2007 14:04:55 GMT

Sean: Where the fuck is the cream of wheat!? He's holding out on me man...

Just needed a place so I wouldn't lose that golden nugget.

Sun, 06 May 2007 15:03:13 GMT

'tevs.

so i bought wheat grass for my mom, woke up this morning and there was dew on it. Did I mention that the wheat grass was inside? pretty sick.

caffienecaffienecaffiene.

Thu, 03 May 2007 01:52:16 GMT

tribecca was AMAZING.
i saw one of the most moving films i think i've ever seen.
the audience was full of sniffles.
it was beautiful.

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:28:17 GMT

regardless of what every one of you staring in are thinking, i am in the right place.

and i find it kinda funny 'cause you always come back.
i think i'm the sucker.
no, i know.

but i'm good.

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:32:52 GMT

Yea, i'm a damn liar.
i'm hesitant to schedule for classes yet because i'm thinking about changing my major to Politcal Science. Just thought ya'll should know. UGHFUGHFG:DDF DEH-SIH-SHUNZ R SEW HARD.

TELE-BILLBOARDS!

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:53:39 GMT

i wonder who that could be, never hiding.

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:59:34 GMT

I met Anthony Bourdain. I'm never washing my jacket again.

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:11:20 GMT

John Berryman is amazing.
Everyone should read The Dream Songs

Mon, 15 May 2006 00:31:31 GMT

ME AND MUH GIRLEES R C-ING...
NINE INCH NAILS & PEACHES IN CONCERT!!!!
FUCKAS.

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 21:03:45 GMT

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